teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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coolthinghere:

canni8al:

canni8al:

MY DAD FOUND AN APP FOR JAPANESE EMOTES

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DAD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never stop dad

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔

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